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It’s time for the Women Tell All and I’m not ready. I just watched The Bachelor on Thursday, I don’t need 4 more hours this week.
Watching the previews has me all riled up already.
Fuck Krystal, Fuck Bekah M, I’m over these bitches.
We’re now flashing back to previous Women Tell all, and I don’t know who any of these women are, expect for Corrine.
Ok, now we’re back with our current women, and once again, I forgot half of these women. They are so unforgettable.
We go through a reel of the past season and I can whole heartedly say I hate Bekah M more now than I did at the beginning. I am SO OVER HER.
Glam Shaming is the DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. Chelsea wasn’t glam shaming Marikah; it was just a comment. Not everything can be considered ‘shaming’.
Now we’re talking about Bekah M & Tia’s ‘beef’. Bekah is 22, Tia had every right to call her out for being there and not being ready to marry a 30+ year old man.
We get started on the Krystal drama and Bibiana calls her out for intruding on her conversation with Arie. They run through a reel of Krystal’s antics on this season and I cannot wait for all the women (and Arie) to call her out.
Wait a hot second… Krystal’s voice is NORMAL on this… WHAT THE FUCK. She doesn’t sound like an airy, little baby.
Sienne calls her out first and says that on camera, Krystal was a bitch but off camera she was nice, and trying to make relationships with the other women.
They call her inauthentic but then Caroline lays down the law! She says that she called all the women a very bad word that begins with the letter C and gets really riled up about it. LET’S GO CAROLINE!
Krystal admits that some of the things that she did and said looked bad but some of the things she stands by. She refuses to apologize and admit she’s wrong.
HAHAH ONE OF THE WOMEN CALL HER OUT ON HER BABY VOICE.
WHERE DID THE BABY VOICE GO?!
She blames it on her losing her voice? For 6 weeks? That makes ZERO sense.
Chris Harrison asks her do the voice, she says she can’t, but then gives a nice “hiiiiiii”. God, I hate her.
She finally does apologize for her behavior, and then erupts into tears about her homeless (by choice) brother who saw her on the Bachelor and came home, because he didn’t know that people actually cared about him.
WTF does that mean? I’m so confused by Krystal.
Sienne is up next and I don’t really care about her. She is the total package but I’m just not invested in her, I’m not invested in any of these ladies.
She says that she knew she wasn’t going to end up with Arie and blah blah blah. I blanked out but she seems very good. They talk about her dating life now and that she’s open and willingly to find love, which to me means she wants to be The Bachelorette.
Bekah M is up now and can I just skip her entire thing? I want nothing to do with her.
She keeps saying she feels betrayed by Tia, which I mean, why? She called you out and that’s the name of the game. We’re all judging you for your age because you kept it hidden. Anyone under the age of 25 shouldn’t be allowed on this show. It’s weird and you’re not ready. Just shut up!
You went on this show and opened your life and character to be judged. It’s on you, chill out.
Behak even says that she wasn’t ready to marry him so what is the problem here? This is stupid.
Chris Harrison finally asks Bekah about being a missing person and she goes into the story; she told her mom she would have cell phone service and she didn’t. So while Tinkerbell was on a weed farm her mom thought she was missing.
Chris makes Bekah call her mom live on national television and it’s hilarious. It just plays right into the hand of her being too young.
And with that, Chris Harrison reveals that Bekah WILL be on Bachelor in Paradise which is the least surprising thing ever.
Tia is up and Chris calls the breakup between her and Arie one of the saddest in Bachelor history. It was pretty heartbreaking.
I don’t know why people hate Tia; I think she is really genuine and I think she was probably one of the only girls on this season who had real feelings for Arie.
As she talks about their relationship, she starts to tear up and says that she just wanted an explanation from Arie and some sort of closure as to why he didn’t pick her.
Chris Harrison reveals that after Arie sent Tia home, he said that he hopes he didn’t make a mistake.
They talk about heartbreak and Chris Harrison says he hopes she will still be open to love despite this.
I’m waiting for him to announce her as The Bachelorette in this breath. It doesn’t happen but I could feel it in Chris’s bones.
Arie is in the building! He really is very handsome and a riot on social media. If you don’t follow him, you should!
Jacqueline calls him out in the best way possible to say that her PHD was an obstacle and he was almost a little too soft on the fact that it wasn’t. He explains that he wants to get married soon, and have kids and if someone doesn’t want that either and wants to pursue a career, that’s totally good.
He also says that he felt like his feelings were a little stronger and more far along for Kendall (WTF) and that it wasn’t anything to do with her.
Arie talks to Bekah and says that as much as he liked her, the age difference was a big deal. It scared him and it was more of a risk. He shouldn’t be judged for not wanting to be with a 22 year old.
Arie mentions that he does have regrets and he wishes he could do things differently. Caroline angrily asks him what he would do differently, and then roasts him for something unknown to many.
“I know what you did and I don’t know how you could do that.” are her exact words.
She says that he doesn’t have to answer her but she needed to say it. He responds by saying that we’ll see in weeks to come what plays out.
I know what happens… I read the spoilers. We’ll talk about that later.
Arie and Krystal, YAS. He says that their goodbye was appropriate because of the things she said behind his back. He says that he kept her waaaay too long.
Krystal brings up the bowling match and she says “you were spending time with the other girls” and Arie delivers a great line, with great hand motions “This is THE Bachelor”.
Krystal says that she was mad and said some bad things; Harrison says “He doesn’t know you called him a Needle Dick” and everyone starts chanting “play that clip” and I’m dying.
There’s more than 15 minutes left and all Chris has for us is bloopers. Like IDGAF about bloopers, tell me who The Bachelorette is!
Ok, the bloopers are pretty funny. Arie DOES have a personality and I think he really just got a horrible edit. We already hated Arie because he wasn’t our Prince Peter so why would ABC do this to us?
Now, John Cena and the cast of some prom movie is on the couch and I don’t care about these people.
LOL Leslie Mann calls out Krystal for calling Arie needle dick. Leslie Mann is awesome.
We’re onto the preview for next week and Chris Harrison keeps saying that Arie’s ending is unlike anything ever and I have a HARD TIME believing that… and you’ll find out why.
On that note, I’ll see you tomorrow for another recap!