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Summer House is very underrated and I need more justice for SH.
This is the episode where Ashley, Lauren’s twin comes back.
It’s the twin’s older sister, Rachel’s Bachelorette party and it looks like the party is AT the summer house.
Priv, the Bravo company (everyone has been using them on all the shows), comes to do all the makeup for the party.
Everyone else starts to arrive and Ashley starts to grill Carl, as she should.
Carl and Lauren are the most toxic Bravo relationship since Jax and Stassi.
There’s some drama with Amit and Stephen; Stephen keeps throwing digs at Amit, probably because Carl and Amit are BFFs.
The Bachelorette party leaves and everyone gossips, but nothing of interest.
The rest of the SH meets the party at a bar, and everyone is drunk AF. I swear, no one is ever sober on this show.
I understand that Ashley doesn’t like Carl but there is NOTHING more annoying that someone trying to make you stop talking to someone else.
Ashley gets a group of guys to talk to Lauren, Carl drives them away and then Ashley bitches him out.
Carl is a douche lord, and a true asshole but Ashley is annoying as well.
I’m very thankful we don’t have to endure this for the entire season.
The drunken idiots start researching if Carl can have 3 balls, because he said he did and this show is so funny.
Lauren and Carl go in his room, and Ashley is trying to break it up and THROWS A WATERMELON AT THEM.
*i don’t know if Carl was in the room but whatever, Ashley threw a watermelon at her sister.
This bitch is CRAZY.
Carl is in the hot tub while Ashley screams at Lauren; then Lauren screams at Carl and he tells her to settle down.
I don’t care about this new chick Danielle. She’s irrelevant and annoying. I definitely don’t care that she’s unemployed.
The guys and Amanda go to an Aston Martin show and it’s hella fancy. I’m into this Hamptons life.
Stephen needs to get over this jealously of Amit and Carl, it’s disgusting and immature. Just stop.
Nick, Lindsay’s trainer friend arrives and just walks into the house without annoying knowing. He’s there to give a bridal bootcamp.
Lindsay is FEELING him and I want them together. They’re going to dinner because Nick made a reservation and it’s adorable. Justice for Lindsay! Everett was such a weirdo.
The dude is 25!! I’m 25 years old! Date me! Lindsay is going to be 31!
As she walks away to go to the bathroom she kisses him and I’m into this relationship.
Carl and Stephen finally sit down and have a talk; Carl tells him that he needs his friendship, and apologizes for his bad behavior (whatever that has been)but Stephen is still acting weird.
We’re in the car with Lindsay and Nick, and she’s acting super drunk and I can’t get a read on if he’s feeling it.
It’s time for bed and Stephen is still shit talking Carl. He is SO JEALOUS of Amit and Carl’s friendship it’s embarrassing.
Kyle drunkenly says that he wants to marry Amanda and make babies with her, but then he farts and all is right in the world.
Who would’ve thought they would be my favorite couple?
Nick and Lindsay don’t hook up because she’s too drunk and he falls asleep.
Ashley meets Stephen at a bar and they’re waiting for Carl because Stephen is going to “approach” his former BFF.
None of this makes sense to me, I am very confused. We are missing something.
CARL TOLD STEPHEN THE BEST HEAD HE EVER GOT WAS FROM A GUY. Then we flash to be continued..